Nothing is asked of you. She comes up to the room the way any visitor does and does not stop at the desk on the way. Every building has its own house rules and we would not speak for any of them, but there is nothing in the booking that requires you to explain it to anybody. If you would rather she waited downstairs until you call, say so when you book and that is how it will run.
For the building and the weather rather than for the appointment — a coat, ordinary clothes, flat shoes. One small bag with nothing printed on it, the size of the bag anyone carries into a hotel at that hour. The warm oils and fresh towels are inside it, and nothing about it reads as anything in particular.
We would be wary of anyone who made a promise about what a front desk will do, so we will not make one either. What we can tell you is that she arrives knowing the floor and the room number, goes to the lift and speaks to nobody on the way. Give us the room number when you book and there is nothing left for her to ask at the desk.
Common in aparthotels and the newer buildings, and simple enough to plan for. Tell us when you book and we will message you as she reaches the building, so you can either come down for the half minute it takes or meet her at the lift. It is worth settling in advance rather than working it out while she is standing in the lobby.
Not for us, and not for the rate. The only practical difference is that apartment buildings tend to have a street door with a code or an intercom instead of a desk with someone behind it. Tell us which it is — code, intercom, or you meeting her at the door — and it is agreed before she leaves rather than debated on the pavement.
Almost always. Most of the work happens on the bed, and where a table is wanted she brings one that stands in about the space a suitcase takes. If you are booking two therapists, tell us the room type and we will say plainly whether it will be comfortable or whether a larger room is worth asking about first.
The honest answer is that this needs a room to itself, and the way around it is timing rather than anything clever. We run twenty-four hours, so an hour in the afternoon or late at night works exactly as well as the evening does. Tell us the window when the room is yours alone and we will work to it.
No. The oils, the towels, the sheeting and anything else that came up leaves in the bag it arrived in, and the bed is remade before she goes. The room is handed back in the state it was found. Nothing goes into the bin and nothing is left for the hotel to deal with.
That is how a good many of these are booked. Message the WhatsApp button with the area, the hour and how long you want, and confirmation comes back in about ten minutes with the therapist named and an arrival window agreed. Once you are in the room it is twenty to thirty minutes anywhere in the centre, the same figure at three in the morning as at three in the afternoon. Schiphol airport hotels are by arrangement, so ask with the hour and you will get a straight answer. Telegram works the same way.
Not in the slightest. Cash in any major currency, card, or crypto, settled on arrival. One hour €180, ninety minutes €270, two hours €360, three hours €540, an eight-hour overnight €1,250, and two therapists €360 an hour. Nothing is added for the hour of the night, the day of the week, or travel anywhere inside the ring, so the figure quoted on WhatsApp is the figure at the door.
Tonight
Name the room, the hour and how long you would like her there. The reply comes back in about ten minutes with who is free.