What a hotel massage in Amsterdam costs

• Beyond three hours the rate simply continues: each further hour is €180.
• Overnight is a fixed block of eight hours at €1,250 rather than an hourly count.
• Two therapists are €360 an hour — €720 for two hours, €1,080 for three. An overnight with two is on enquiry.
• Settled at the door: cash in any major currency at that day's rate, card, or cryptocurrency. Tell us which when you book.
• Outcall only. There is no studio and no address to come to; the therapist travels to your hotel or residence in Amsterdam.
• Nothing is added for travel to Centrum, Jordaan, Oud-Zuid, De Pijp or Zuidas, and nothing for the hour of the night or the day of the week — the figure quoted on WhatsApp is the figure at the door.
• Schiphol airport hotels are by arrangement: ask on WhatsApp with the hour you have in mind and you will get a straight answer.

An hour costs one hundred and eighty euro at nine on a Tuesday morning and one hundred and eighty euro at four on a Sunday morning. The card above holds the rest of the ladder, and there is nothing written underneath it: no call-out fee, no late supplement, no weekend rate, and nothing added because your hotel stands at the quiet edge of the ring rather than a minute from the Dam. A fixed number is easier to trust at two in the morning than a clever one.

What the number covers

It covers the journey in both directions and everything the therapist carries up with her — oils, fresh linens, her own towels, so that your room's supply is left exactly as housekeeping arranged it. The minutes she spends unpacking and setting the room right are not counted against your time, and neither are the minutes at the end when she packs away.

Going longer

Ninety minutes and two hours are the lengths a hotel room tends to settle into; there is a difference between an hour that has to be watched and an evening that does not. Three hours reaches past the session into whatever surrounds it, and the eight-hour overnight at 1,250 ends with a morning rather than with someone leaving in the dark — which is why long-haul guests book it more often than anything else on the card. Two therapists are 360 an hour at any length, so 720 for two hours and 1,080 for three; an overnight with two is arranged on enquiry rather than carrying a number here.

Settling it

Payment happens in the room, early, and is then done with. Cash in any major currency at the day's rate, which is worth knowing when you have landed with a wallet full of something other than euro. Card if that is simpler, crypto if you prefer. Nothing is taken in advance, and the whole of it stays between you and the therapist standing in the room.

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